Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Spike Lee Needs Chains!

I find it to be totally contradictory to see that when Quinton Tarantino puts out a new movie Spike Lee makes headlines! Spike Lee is just as guilty if not worse than QT for portraying blacks in a negative way! 

This is a broken record! QT puts out another movie and Spike Lee pops up to bitch about it! I remember the stink he made about Pulp Fiction due to the fact that the movie has a scene where Sam Jackson and QT are arguing and the over use of the word nigger. 

OK, you show me any combination of movies that says nigger as many time as any 3 Rap CD's! 

Being a white guy, I have asked several blacks WHY it is OK for them to call one another by a term that is absolutely taboo and forbidden for me, a white guy to say. 

The most common answers given were to be totally frank... stupid, ignorant, and totally absent of merit! 

I was told by several people that they are using a derogatory term and using it as a term of endearment to kind of readdress the meaning of that term. In addition to that, I was told that they never call one another niggeR! No! They call each other nigga... That is different how? One is a proper spelling, and the other is an ebonic bunch of shit.

I told all of them that I find that to be bullshit! I have never called another white guy: cracka, honka, The Mana, etc.

People of the so called minority races today scream about the injustices of their people... When was the last slave auction held here in America? It was not within the lifetime of ANYONE alive today! 

Who is originally responsible for the slave trade? Other African tribes. The White explorers landed and then they bought more and more slaves and then brought them to the new world, I do not deny that happening. The point I am making is that they enslaved and sold their own people to the white guys and yet WE are the White Devils and the root of all evil. Funny! 

Spike Lee needs to shut the fuck up! Read your history books! Not just the parts that fit your cause! 

Spike Lee = Attention Whore Asshole Nigger! 

How's that for clarification?

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Failure to thrive...

People die everyday. Not too many who commit suicide live to tell the tale of such ventures. I have tried and failed. The attempts that I have made, in the aftermath the Doctors told me that anyone else would have died, without a doubt. 

My question is why is it illegal for people like that Kevorkian guy to help people like me? I am utterly useless, I am a burden on my family and if anyone has read my blog, the masses think that I am fucking crazy! 

I have spent time in an asylum. I have admitted myself at one point and I think that the survival instincts that we as living creature have keeps me drudging through everyday life. 

After I got out of the mental ward, I met my now wife. We have 2 children and now they need me more than I can understand or fathom. There are times that my wife tells me that even through all the trials and tribulations we endure that she wants me over anyone else. 

I wish that Charles Manson's idea for "Suicide Dens" were allowed and taken mainstream! I wish that Dr. Kevorkian was allowed to continue his practices... How is it your choice to tell me that I have to live? The more stress and bullshit I live through and the harder I find it to deal with my psychosis the more I question how I get up in the morning! 

Kevorkian has the RIGHT idea! Why should I burden this Earth, the resources, and waste my frustrations on others when my own existence is a failed experiment. I happily welcome any of you reading this to please do me the favor should you ever see me on the street. Walk up, and blow my fucking head off! Seems that 3 failed attempts that would have killed anyone else is not enough to kill me. 

I am fat, I am depressed beyond measure. I cannot get any headway in life. I am tired off ailing as a father and husband. I am tired of being tired. Please, should you see me, I waive any guilt you may feel. I would see your act of violence as nothing more than a favor extending a courtesy to end my suffering. 

Aren't the holidays a great time of year? 

I fucking hate being the failure I am. I hate seeing things as I do. Yet, there is nothing I can do about it. 

Fuck it.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

@: Westboro Baptist Church

God hates fags? What definition of fag are you referring to? 

The original use and meaning of the word was: "To droop". Originally coined and used in the year of  1772.

Using the word Fag as an intransitive verb it actually means: "to work hard."

As a transitive verb: "To tire by strenuous activity."

As a noun it is: "Drudge" 

Not just American English, but the European English: "An English public-school boy who acts as servant to an older schoolmate."

Another use of the word from a European person speaking English, faggot is also a cigarette. 

So, you want to preach how your thoughts on the bible are right and your ass cracked  views are how things are and should be? It is people like you who make me proud to say I claim no faith to any one religion! 

I find it so amazingly hysterical how you feel what you say and do is right! Are you people serious in these beliefs? You protest the funerals of the sons and daughters of those who protect your freedoms to do what you do. If you think of one minute that other countries would allow your stupidity? Think again! People like you would be shot, drawn and quartered, mutilated, and then whatever was left would be burned and buried.

In closing, I happily bring you this message:

To the Westboro Baptists... You hate-breeding, fuck-tarded, ass-clowned, feltch monkeys... I have a very real and sincere message for you! 

I cannot make any more clear! 
That is as nice as I can muster for you stupid fucks!

Friday, December 14, 2012

Conn. School Shooting...

First I want to say that my family and I send our thoughts and prayers to all of the families tonight and for the foreseeable future! 

Today's lawlessness is not fathomable and or imaginable in any realm, and yet it happened. The heinous actions carried out today by this young animal are nothing shy of the fore warnings of what is on the horizon! 

I am NOT tying to condone his actions on any level! I am however saying that this is what our society has allowed. The decline of values, and the increase of stupidity! 

I was born in the mid 70's. I was in school up through the early 90's. I remember when I grew up there were consequences for your actions! People were more honest, and less crooked. The honesty came from the respect people held for one another. The lower percentage of the crooked was due to the fact that people were not out to slit each other's throats over a nickel. 

Today, there are no values taught. Today, parents are happy to make babies and few are willing to be parents. Too many depend on the system to raise their kids. Too many send their kids off to school with no sense of value and or honor and so the kids are raised with no guidelines of what is right or wrong. All they know is how to not get caught. If they get caught, they figure out how to avoid that stigma next time. 

No respect for one another, no fear of consequences... No reason to worry about actions that are legal or not. 

Go to another country and break their laws... I dare anyone reading this to go to Thailand and do some stupid shit! You will be punished very quickly and hard! Who does not remember the American that went over to the east and was vandalizing cars? He was caned! An American acting like an ass in another country got his ass beat! GOOD! 

Go to Afghanistan or Iran and do something, hell there do anything! They will happily reserve a block of time on TV to butcher your head clean off your shoulders, after you are left to rot in a cell for however long they choose. You have no rights there, as it should be for criminals. 

Why is it that no one teaches respect. Why is it so fun to make babies and those making them are so happy to do more work avoiding their responsibilities than to step up and be what they are expected to be.

No childhood is perfect. No memory is clean of any kind of slights... However, things today are heading into a very bad and dark place. All kids are in some way shape or form dented and damaged goods. Anyone who tells you that they have no issues from their childhood is stricken a selective-memory and lying through their pie hole!

All those who believe in and support the Tree Hugging Hippie attitude that making a kid sit down and do nothing for a few minutes and calling it a time out... That gets you NO WHERE! That time-out is nothing but them getting a chance on your time to plot what is next! 

I kid acts out, you correct them. They act out again, you correct them with the appropriate increase of severity! I do not believe in beating a child. I will however say that there are some kids that need that these days! They understand nothing else. You can thank those hippies for that very thing! 

Too many self indulgent morons are out there screaming how correction ruins people. Really? WHEN in history has this kind of acts happened!? When have you ever seen a 24 year old guy run out and KILL 26 people and 85% of that body count were CHILDREN!? You want to tell me how corporal punishment is ruining society? Personally, I think that the LACK OF punishment and the severely lax judicial system is what has failed us. The problem is not so much the kids today! I think it is those who have been making them and continue to do so that is the problem! 

Too many happy to lay down to have fun! NOT ENOUGH willing to stand up for what they have created! NOT ENOUGH willing to do what is right, only what they want to do! 

TOO MUCH has been allowed and NOT ENOUGH enforced... I see a pattern here! 

Too bad that too few see the problem, and too many are only adding to it!

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Holiday Season = STUPIDITY Exposed!

What is it about the holidays that make people so abundantly ignorant?!

There was a guy that was driving in front of me, and on a green light he stopped his car, put it into park and the rear end sunk down. That tells me that he put on the E-Brake.

I honk. That is an acceptable reaction do something of that magnitude of stupidity!

Then he releases the brake and moves forward, then light turns red. Again, park, e-brake. I am sitting there wondering: WTF is this dumb ass doing!?

The guy then turns right on red. I am still thinking WTF is this dumb ass thinking!?

He heads down the road and turns into the same store I am heading to. He parks and gets out and starts waving at me and making very obvious challenging motions with his arms.

I admit that I should not have stopped, I should not have rolled my window down! I did. I he walked to me and I told him:

"You want to do stupid shit on the road, expect reactions from others!"

He starts motioning for me to get out. He wanted me to fight. A grown man, wants to fight in the parking lot of a store on December 8th. WOW! Talk about sophisticated!

He walks towards my car and tells me:

"You got somethin to say? Git yo cracka ass out the car! Lets talk! Get out! C'mon! Let's squash dis shit honky!"

I then replied: "Wow, impressive! Great to show off your typical ghetto nigger attitude!"

I pull off. I needed to get something at another place, so I left and as I pulled out, I see that son of a bitch following me. I pull into a chic-fil-a to get some sweet tea. He pulls up next to me and still trying to provoke me to fight.


I called 911 and told the dispatcher: "I have a dumb asshole following me after a traffic interaction. No one was hurt yet. You need to get me an officer before I defend myself to the point of committing a hate crime!"

He followed me further.

The police show up and I told him that I have my 3 year old daughter with me and I would not hesitate to use deadly force to protect my daughter.

The officer I spoke with was a very nice young man. I explained to him what happened. Now, maybe I have a different thought than others. But when you have 2 people have an interaction there is more than 2 sides to that story! In all honesty, there are at least 3!

     1. Person A's side

     2. Person B's side

     3. The Truth

I told the young police officer that I do not understand the human condition! I really do not! It is December and from Mid-October well into February people seem to be even nastier than ANY other time through the year!

It is no secret that I am very racist at times... By racist I hate all races equally! There are a lot of white people I hate even more than some people of colors. I guess I would be considered a Nationalist as well then... I am not too fond of too many people from too many places outside of America...

The rant I want to start on that one is another post for another day!

I would LOVE to know why people are so angry these days!

As my wife has pointed out, I was in the wrong. Yes, the dumb fucker did some stupid shit! I should have continued on with my day and never given that raging asshole a second thought!

Very easily things could have turned out totally different with outcomes that I could not rectify. This could have caused ripples in time that may not play out right away.

I will be sitting down with my daughter to apologize to her. I will tell her that the things I did and said were not right on any level and that the severity of the trespass was amplified by the fact that I KNEW my 3 year old was with me, and yet I did not waiver from my moment of rage causing not just poor judgment but total lack of judgment and or control.

I will not be letting this go on my account. I need to remember that I now have a family that depends on me. I cannot lash out at those who I feel are totally wrong and justifiably stupid. If that guy wants to go around acting like a barbaric gorilla, good for him. Not my issue after today. 

In closing... The holidays many years ago meant togetherness, and time to cherish one another! What happened? Why do I ask? I already know, people dropping values and grabbing every single dollar while slitting every throat possible!

I would like to ad an addendum  to this rant... I wrote this several hours ago and I would like to say something further... 

I say I am a racist and then go on to say I am considering myself a nationalist as well... I cannot really say that I hate all other nations. Not truly! Tracing my lineage back to my origin, my forefathers came from Norway. After generations here in the sates, I am now a mut from Native American, Dutch, English, and German. 

My hostility is fed by our government propaganda and other interactions I have had with various people in my time and travels. I do not care who someone is. I do not care where they are from. If you treat me good, I will walk into the pits of hell with you. If you treat me like this fucktarded assclown I talked about above, then I will happily see to it that you spend time in traction. 

I have no real concern or care where people descenfrom. I care about how I am treated. I care even more how my family is treated. If I feel threatened, I will retaliate. 

My hatred is  not always right. My hatred that grows is founded. I do not hate without cause. I did for a long time and I have realized the error of my ways. Too often, blind hatred will cause you to look passed a good person. 

I know that some may be confused by my words... However, I assure you that most have nothing to worry about. Those who have crossed my path, have learned to not do it again. No one will punk me, no one will threaten me, no one on the face of this Earth will ever make me worry about the safety of my wife and or children. 

When I use racial slurs, it is meant not as a slur but more of a pigeon-hole label. That dumb fuck wanted to act like a typical nigger... I called him out on it. Am I white? Yes. Am I a cracker? Nope. Not once. Never owned or used a whip. I know for a fact that my family was here for the Civil War and they fought and died supporting the North. My family did not have an servants or A.K.A. House Niggers. My family did offer their lives in the efforts to free the slaves and look where they have gotten! 

No where special. Failure is genetically encoded it would seem.   

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Election 2012 was Bought Months Ago...

I am sitting here and forcing myself to not change the channel. I cannot stand the politics in the Undecided States of AM3RlKA today!

I do not think that any of the Presidents in the past several decades were worth a bucket of piss!

I am sick and tired of seeing how we the people are literally nothing to the government! Nothing more than free money for them! We pay taxes to be test subjects for the FDA! We are being systematically conditioned and processed.

Today is supposed to be the decision day...

You want to know who is going to win today? I will tell you what you should already know! Nothing we the people say or do changes ANYTHING! Nothing the government does is in reflection of our voices.

Who is going to win tonight?

The victor will be the one with the deeper pockets and wealthier backers... Can you guess who that will be?

So, in closing I am VERY happy to say: Romney can suck on a fat, black rubber chode!

Tuesday, October 30, 2012



I got a call from this number. Having lived in the Cleveland area for most of my life, I thought it was a legitimate call. I answered and there was a guy that started to read from a script and announced that he is a volunteer calling to urge people to vote for Mitt Romney in efforts to get 23 million people back to work. I told him that I was going to say what was to follow as nicely as possible. Then I said:

"I am sick and tired of registering my phone number with the www.donotcall.gov when the meat puppets like yourself can still call me. I am 36 years old, and not once have I voted. I refuse to wake up earlier than needed to walk to a voting location for something as arbitrary and pointless as participating in the delusion that I have some form of saying in who is bought into the Oval Office."

He sat there and said nothing more than "OK, uh-huh, OK."

I continued on:

"Seeing how I was born and raised in Ohio, I would love nothing more than to see Romney stay the fuck out of Ohio! It is bad enough there as it is. People like Romney are not putting 23 million of my countrymen and women to work! No, he is selling off pieces of this once great nation to the highest bidder! As he and others like him do this, they laugh as they line their pockets and bank vaults with the blood soaked money that has come at the cost of American men and women. You want me to step one foot out of my way to do anything for him? I think not! I refuse to buy into any BS that he and others want to shove down my throat! Do yourself a favor! Get a REAL job, I will bet anything that McDonalds is hiring"

After I felt my blood pressure reaching dangerous levels, I hung up!

On a side note... 

My feelings for this years pachyderm and pony show... It has been the most over advertised, obscene collection of drama queens I have ever seen at any level politics! I will comfortably bet that the student council at a California Valley Girl type school has more organization and less drama than the parade of stupidity and bullshit we have had to endure this year! 

I do not like Obama. I do not like Romney! I would not waste my urine to piss on their gums if their teeth were on fire! 

I was born in America. I have traced my lineage to the origin of my forefathers. My family has fought and served in every major conflict this country has seen. For politicians today to spit on the memories of those before them, and for those in office to ignore the bloodshed of the American people is appalling! 

I refuse, and I stress this! I REFUSE to vote! It is pointless and a waste of my time. I refuse! To those who think your vote means one drop of piss in the ocean... Here is a fun fact for you! 

There are 2 major candidates this year: Obama and Romney. Now, lets say hypothetically that Obama won 97% of the votes. That would mean for every 100 votes, Obama received 97 of them for those out there that do not understand percentages...

I agree that there has never been that kind of a landslide in electoral history that I have found. Regardless, this is only an example! 

The funny thing about the U.S. government is that they have control and they will not relinquish one ounce of it. That is why we have the Electoral College. The Electoral College decides who gets into that Presidential Position! Not We the People! 

Going back to my offered statistic, we are using 97% as an example, and by democratic reasoning Obama would have won the election right? WRONG! 

Each state is given a number of Electoral Representatives in the Electoral College. The number of votes per state varies on certain key aspects. So, looking at the simple fact that those who represent whatever state you reside are NOT required to vote on what YOU the voter cast...

Again... YOUR VOTE IS ARBITRARY! Stay home, and let them do what they are planning and buying their way into. Your vote, and your voice is not counted and or cared for. 

I am the Mindful Lunatic... 
I approve this truth message!


Sunday, September 23, 2012


I know that most if not all of us have see that web site: www.donotcall.gov ... That is where you can go and list your phone numbers so solicitors are forbidden to call you.

I have been registering my phone numbers every 8-9 months due to the fact that I am NOT wasting my time and or plan minutes due to some dumb ass wanting to bother me with some ind of offer I cannot refuse! I have phone solicitors! I hate them more than politicians! Anyone who has read my blog in the past, knows how much I loath Politicians, and for me to hate someone more than that? It is bad...

I have re-registered my  phone number yet again... actually 4 times in the past 3 months hoping to put an end to this BULLSHIT! 

I get at least 10 calls a week from that number or, a variation of it. It is a recording: 

"Hello, this call is intended to gather information and statistics for the up coming presidential election. Press one if you are male, two if you are a female..." and so on. 

One day last week, I got a call from a number that is totally different and it was a live person. I was very happy to express my feelings on her bothering me. 

I opened a  truck load of whoop ass on her! I told her:

"I hope this call is being monitored and or recorded! I FUCKING HATE YOU PEOPLE! I have my phone registered on the do NOT call list! I know you people that are sitting there punching the keys are by far mentally inferior to a fucking primate! Here is a thought, tell your statistics team to leave me the fuck alone! I HATE politics I FUCKING HATE all the candidates running! I HATE THE CURRENT President, and Romney can suck a fat black rubber dick! This once great nation is being torn apart brick by brick all the while those in office are profiting from it every step of the way! So, I am going to hang up now, you can tell your team and the presidential elects to GO FUCK YOURSELVES!"

I hung up after that! 

I hate politics and those who are pushing them! I hate that entire cesspool of scum! This country was once a great nation. I love my county and I appreciate every man and woman who serve to defend it! I cannot fucking stand one politician! NOT ONE of them is equal to the worth I hold for common toilet paper! Why the fuck does some asshole with 4 active braincells think I want to waste my time taking a survey? 

To those fucking assholes at the survey stations? GET REAL JOB! I know that the market here sucks, but prostitution is a step up from where you are currently sitting! 

To NObama and Shithead Romney: 
Go choke on a donkey dick! You are both a couple of feltch monkeys! 

I am the Mindful Lunatic, and I approve this message!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

The Pain None Should Feel...

For anyone reading this, please have patience and follow through… I hope you will see the point I am trying to convey.

I have been a lot of places, and seen a fair share. I have broken and crushed my bones. I have been dealt 9 or so concussions. I have undergone multiple surgeries. Lets not forget a voluntary trip to the funny farm. I have endured beatings and pain that I would never wish on any one person. Right now, I am waiting and trying to prepare to the best of my ability to be ready for the most painful endeavor of my life, the loss of a son.

When I was in high school, long before I had a family of my own, I interviewed a funeral director for school. I was to interview someone in a profession I was interested or curious in. Having the morbid interests and outlook I had even then, I chose that one. I asked this man many questions. Out of all of them that I asked him, the one that actually brought this man, this director of 38 years at that point, he cried. Much to my surprise, he wept at my inquiry. The question still burning in my brain:

“Every day you make a living off of death. Is there something in life that has made you so numb to death? Does anyone you see come through ever bother you?”

“Yes, death is a fact of life. I see an older person come through, I am happy for them! They have made that final transition. When I see younger people come through here, it tears me apart! They did not have time to do anything experience life. When I see children come through, I have a very difficult time. Even after almost 4 decades, I see a baby or child… to this day I still need to walk away! I cannot help that. I am human, and that is by far the most heart wrenching thing in this world I can possibly imagine.”

Many years have passed, and now I am almost 20 years older and many things including priorities and outlooks have changed. I have fathered 3 children. My first daughter who I have not seen in almost a decade, my 2nd daughter who I do my best to relate to however find myself falling short almost every step of the way. Thirdly, would be our son. He was all kinds of messed up during his birth. Now, we are forced to wait and watch him suffer day in and day out.

We know that the complications that have risen and the more that are still bubbling to the surface are more than anyone should ever face. He is 8mo.’s and counting. The doctors told us he would not live 24 hours. Almost 1 year later, he has suffered as have we. This little man has felt death and pain that most of us could never understand. As he has gotten older, he has moments where he smiles and laughs. He reacts to stupid faces I make, his laughter is a truly priceless reward. He has moments that are so maddening that no medicine can soothe.

My wife and I still searching for hopes and praying to hear that all will be well! Willing to do anything to ensure that he wakes up one day and the light switch in his brain just happens to flip the other direction… Sadly, nothing of that nature will ever materialize. Most unfortunately we will never be able to go to a pee wee football game, never will we be able to go to a T-ball game and cheer him on even as he ran to the wrong bases… No… instead my wife and I are stuck waiting for the pain to finally hit. We are sitting here making him as comfortable as we can. We do all that is possible to see he is as happy as humanly possible. I tickle him as often as I can while he is still able to smile.

No one should EVER feel the pain of burying their own child. It is against the flow of nature. You are born, you grow up, you have children, you die, they live on, and they have children of their own who buries them. NO ONE should ever bury their own child.

This is a pain I would never pass to another for any reason or cause…
This is a pain that I cannot describe…
This is a pain I would give anything to make go away…

The most painful thing about our current stigma... my wife and I took every single precaution to prevent anything like this happening. The most maddening aspect is, he is damaged due to the lack of actions from others, the over abundance of stupidity and negligence. Not one of our many measures to ensure his life actually mattered. 

I hate human error.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Optics + Suggestion = Anything...

This Yahoo article is a funny one in my honest opinion! Here, you can read the article about how a couple saw a silhouette of Jesus Christ in the grime and soap scum in their shower... If anyone reading this has ever read anything I have posted regarding the followers of any faith, you know my deep contentment I hold for their blind beliefs... This, I just found too easy to laugh at, and far too difficult to pass up!

I just find this too funny! People see Jesus, and Elvis in anything imaginable! I remember some dry cleaner's worker saw an image of Elvis in a customer's armpit stain... Not joking! Another news story also many years ago, someone saw the likeness of Christ in the flavoring of a piece of breakfast cereal.

Recently, during all the madness and blatant stupidity in the media coverage of the royal wedding, someone say the likeness of Kate on the coating of a Jelly Belly candy... Those are so damn small, I do not care what they look like, I eat the damn things! That is what they are for!

If you look at something that has any form to it, and you tell someone: Hey, I saw this shape and it looks just like an angled penis! Guess what... That person now has an image of a penis in their head and they will look to see that image! Their mind is looking for and trying to match up that image. This is NOT any kind of voodoo magic! This is basic and I mean BASIC use of optics and the most raw form of tip toeing the line to dabble into the realm of suggestion and psychology.

The power of suggestion is only as strong as those involved! That goes with anything! The more persuasive the presenter is to the recipient, the easier it is to convince. Now, if the recipient is easily persuaded, that suggestion process is instilled with even less resistance.

The more people that believe this suggestion, the harder it is to dispute the idea that was presented... Funny to see how something like optics and suggestion can be related to many other and more delicate subjects... Huh?

Anyhow, the comments that I made are here. I am still laughing at them! I hope you find humor in them as I have!

Why is Jesus watching me wash my under carriage? Does he look away when it is time to give attention to my balloon knot?

Tammy C:
you are so well i don't want to call you names but don't you know that jesus see
s everything at all times his father the creater of this world and us gave you life don't you think that he knows everything about you gave you breathe i don't think that after creating you that he really cares if you are dressed or naked he see's all !!!

You can tie it into a knot?


Tammy then WHY do we have to wear clothes and cover it from each other?

Can you tie it in a bow?

Tammy...If Jesus is so all knowing, why didn't he give you the ability to write and convey ideas properly? You even used one sentence to say everything. It doesnt amaze me for you to have to believe that some all knowing God thinks you're so special. If we are made in God's image, then wouldn't it be an odd shape to use to create the stars in the universe? Is that why he needs thumbs, to better grip the hydrogen atoms and mold them into a sphere shape? Then poor God has to make other dimensions, black matter and black energy! Wow, and he (NOT she) does all this looking just like us!!! Does he have a wife? How did he make a son? Doesn't he get lonely, or does listening to everyone's prayers keep him busy? I haven't seen the answer in the bible, but still believe it's all true.

Folks... Balloon Knot or Brown Eye. That is a more funny name for my bung holio!

We know. Can you tie it into a knot?

Elliot I ask those types of questions all the time (I got a WHOLE bunch more of 'em too)

2nd Comment left:

Why does that mold make it look like Jesus has some hungry bedroom eyes, and eating popcorn!?